Halloween Costumes You Should Seriously Retire

Halloween is normally a girl’s holiday - you know what they say - during Halloween women are allowed to dress like sluts or as sexily as they can and get away with it. Men on the other hand go along with it (coz it’s fun, and heck who wouldn’t want to go to a Halloween party with a gazillion girls wearing bunny costumes?). Seriously though, there are just a few Halloween costumes I’m sure everyone’s tired of seeing. If you’re thinking of getting any on the list, you might want to consider retiring it.

The Witch
Ninjas/Pirates

It’s not cute anymore. Cut it out.

Lame Ghoul Costume

It’s just your plain white blanket & you cut out 2 holes for your eyes. You’re probably gonna get a lot of candy corn or sun maid raising with your lack of imagination.

Last but not the least, the Obama Mask. If you don’t want to be called as a terrorist or arab, then you might want to steer clear of the Obama Mask - that is, if you’re going anywhere near an Amazon Halloween party.

Anything Slutty/Sexy School Girlish/French maidish

Yes yes I contradict myself, but after seeing Lindsay Lohan dress up like a slut last Halloween, it got kinda of boring. After all, it doesn’t leave as much to the imagination. Check out the photo to see what I mean: See? Did you feel anything but blegh?

Fairy Costume

Ladies this would look good on you, but gentlemen, please. Last Halloween we saw a guy who got busted on facebook by his boss for calling in sick only to discover he was at a party wearing that tinkerbell looking frock. If this were a sign, I’d say there was a curse involved with men wearing fairy costumes.